Not the “End of the World as We Know It”, and after a Doomsday Bang Mar-Tiki you’ll feel fine
It’s a Voodoo Tiki Tequila World, and it’s not going anywhere – at least for now. It only took one Voodoo Tiki incantation to wipe out a year of Radio Broadcaster Harold Camping’s Doomsday prophecy. Voodoo Tiki Tequila is the official drink of the disaster formerly known as certain.
“If you are reading this after May 21, you’re welcome”, said Johnny Tiki. “I’m not above financial thanks, so feel free to Paypal me.”
Here’s the cocktail that saved the world from the May 21st Doomsday predicted by Harold Camping, the 89-year-old owner and president of the Oakland, Calif.-based Family Radio network who started the May 21 Doomsday scare.
Doomsday Bang Mar-Tiki
3 oz Voodoo Tiki Platinum Tequila
1/2 Fresh Lime
4-5 Fresh Juicy Strawerries
1/2 oz Agave Nectar
1 oz 7up (The Un-cola for the Un-disaster)
In a mixing glass muddle the strawberries and limes with agave nectar. Add Voodoo Tiki Platinum Tequila. Add ice. Shake while everyone sings the opening theme to Laverne and Shirley for timing. Feel free to use this to sing along
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.
Pour into martini glass for Mar-Tiki style, or rocks glass. Top with 7up, and everyone say “Un-Cola” like Geoffrey Holder.
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Everyone must continue to speak in a Geoffrey Holder voice until they finish their cocktail. If anyone screws up the voice, the whole group has to start the ritual over.
. . . hey make all the fun you want, but you’re still here and this is the reason.
ABOUT THE 2012 Doomsday!
Asked about next years’ “Mayan Doomsday Prophecy”, Johnny Tiki was a bit less confident.
“We need a virgin for that one, and with our new Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila being mixed into hot pink Prickly Pear Margaritas across the country we’re having a tough time finding one”, Johnny Tiki continued, “We know you love our Desert Rose Tequila, we get it. You can stop mailing us your panties.”
PS – In the odd chance you find a virgin, please email us.
