Check out Voodoo Tiki Tequila’s latest sexy magazine ads!
Voodoo Tiki is a very sexy brand, so these super-sexy magazine ads really hit the spot (Yes, that spot. The one those other tequilas insist doesn’t exist.)
If you haven’t picked up a bottle of Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila in her new packaging, then put your panties back on right now (Yes Joe, we mean you) and get your lace covered ass over to your favorite liquor store. It’s amazing, and still makes the best tasting prickly pear on the planet (Get the Recipe Here). Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila is the most fun you can have with your mouth without breaking the law in 18 states.
“Special Tequila” is obviously found only in “Special 
Places.” However, I have to be honest here . . .if there’s ever anything that you can’t find why not start off the search in your ladies panties. What’s the downside (pun intended.)
“Please Stop Sending Us Your Panties” is on fire! People love this ad, and what’s not to love? Is anything sexier than three gorgeous ladies ripping their clothes off? (OK, four fair enough, but three is pretty good too.)
. . .and no joke, since the campaign began we’ve actually gotten dozens of -ahem- packages of sexy under garments, and one giant pair of bloomers to which Tiki Mike said, “Well, either someone has a wonderful sense of humor, or I just found our oldest Voodoo Tiki Lover.”
We’ve even received our first set of boxers . . .dude really? Sponge Bob?
So once again, “Please Stop Sending Us Your Panties!”
. . .and ladies, leave a bottle of Voodoo Tiki Tequila Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila and a pair of your sexy panties on the table for your man to find when he gets home. He’ll know what to do from there.
Meanwhile, we’re filming a new TV spot. It’s a “homage” to that littering Indian where a bunch of fine women throw their panties at Johnny Tiki’s feet and he sheds a tear of joy.
Finding Voodoo Tiki is easy if you know where to look, which apparently according to this ad is in this girls underwear.
If you’re having trouble finding Voodoo Tiki Tequila in your hometown go into your favorite bar, nightclub, restaurant and liquor store and tell them in your best retro MTV voice, “I Want My Voodoo Tiki!” Email us your retailers name and contact info. We’ll have cue ball over there on the right stop by and “Show him were to find it.”
. . .and don’t forget, if Voodoo Tiki Tequila isn’t available in your state (yet) you can order it here and here and have it delivered right to your door with FREE SHIPPING!
FOUR!?!? Try a 10! Looking at the model in that ad makes my mouth water . . .and the girl ain’t bad either. Mmmm, Voodoo Tiki Tequila Anejo.
This ad appeared in Golf Magazine, and had a few funny anecdotes that went with the development. First, although Caddyshack affected me profoundly (I haven’t eaten a Baby Ruth since) I’m not a golfer. So it had to be explained to me that when a party ahead of you on the course is slow, you might ask to “Play Through” which basically means to go ahead of them so they cease to be a pain in your ass.
Secondly, a dirty little rumor within the company quickly spread that the model in this image was secretly none other than Voodoo Tiki President and Chairman Donna DeCunzo-Taddeo!
Based on the hair and -ahem- figure (Sorry Boss) this was quite the 2-3 day scandal. The people that insisted that it was in fact the Big Cheese became known as “Skirters.”
. . .until the rumors were put to rest with the release of the front photo of the model – Clearly, Not La Presidenta. Daggnabbit!
Here’s the whole photo . . . .where (provided you’re not a homosexual – not that there’s anything wrong with that) you can sadly see it’s definitely not Donna.
Donald Trump Would like to Take Credit for Putting this Rumor to Bed
You may also notice that the skirt is much shorter (either that or the ass is taller.) We erroneously thought that the Golf Mag would be a bit prude-ish, but then the issue hit with an article on spinning with the image of a little blonde female and the headline, “I’m a Spinner.”
. . .and we were worried.
Donna During a Photo Shoot For Entrepreneur Magazine. Read about it here.
